India is celebrating Holi today…. Damn but Bangalore is not celebrating, we bangaloreans will be celebrating Holi over the weekend. In fact, we bangaloreans celebrate festivals only on weekends…we expect the gods to always wait for the weekend to get our attention !
Beef banned in Maharashtra… Holy cow ! Came across this beautiful quote – “A cow’s heaven is a flower’s idea of hell”.
UK scientists have designed Urine-powered toilets to generate electricity…. Guys, can we get this technology in India please ? Most of us pee on the lamp post anyways, at least it will power the non-operational street lights
Scientist claim women can make Babies without men…. Naahin how can they do that !!!. Some experts in Australia have found a way to fertilize a woman’s egg with cells from any part of human body (like a bone marrow). My dear male friends, lets go back to Mars…women don’t need us for anything now
Government Announces tax incentives in Budget to encourage companies to participate in Swachh Bharat Abhiyan…..Some of my friends wanted to ask the finance minister if they can attach the “Roy” movie tickets along with other tax saving documents and claim tax benefits for the money spent as “charity for Arjun Rampal” ? Jokes apart, my wife says - before Swachh (clean) Bharat we need to have a Surakshith (safe) Bharat !
Beef banned in Maharashtra… Holy cow ! Came across this beautiful quote – “A cow’s heaven is a flower’s idea of hell”.
UK scientists have designed Urine-powered toilets to generate electricity…. Guys, can we get this technology in India please ? Most of us pee on the lamp post anyways, at least it will power the non-operational street lights
Scientist claim women can make Babies without men…. Naahin how can they do that !!!. Some experts in Australia have found a way to fertilize a woman’s egg with cells from any part of human body (like a bone marrow). My dear male friends, lets go back to Mars…women don’t need us for anything now
Government Announces tax incentives in Budget to encourage companies to participate in Swachh Bharat Abhiyan…..Some of my friends wanted to ask the finance minister if they can attach the “Roy” movie tickets along with other tax saving documents and claim tax benefits for the money spent as “charity for Arjun Rampal” ? Jokes apart, my wife says - before Swachh (clean) Bharat we need to have a Surakshith (safe) Bharat !
